03 Dec Official Apology Letter
It seems that Absolutely Wild owes a few apologies. It has come to our attention that the recent opening of our Route 62 farm has had hearts racing, locally and abroad! While we are aware that there was significant excitement in the months leading up to our opening, we could not have foreseen just how much fun was in store.
We have been made aware of exciting road trips featuring time at our Absolutely Wild Farm. All these bookings are filling up our calendar, and we feel fully responsible for the crazy smiles and exciting experiences that come along with them! This is something we take very seriously and are carefully addressing to ensure guests keep coming back for more.
Apologies for the Glamping
While we are taking the time to apologise, we would be remiss not to mention how many visitors to Route 62 are loving the luxury tents on our farm. We are investigating the situation, but it is becoming clear that the lure of glamping under the African stars is proving irresistible to many. For this, we are truly sorry.
Our farm is home to 8 luxury glamping tents, and recent feedback indicates that this accommodation can result in a sudden dopamine boost and unbeatable connections with nature. Reports also include “witnessing breathtaking sunsets over rugged Klein Karoo landscapes,” “relaxing in a private wood-fired hot tub with jets,” and “experiencing Africa authentically over a traditional braai.” We hear you, and we take full responsibility.
Let’s Address the Fun
From incredible live shows to the largest playpark in the Southern Hemisphere, we deeply regret any unforeseen happiness and lifetime memories created. With such fulfilling holidays come mental wellness and connections with loved ones, and we must admit we do not currently have a cure for these side effects.
Our Absolutely Wild team must also apologise for the endless adventures and activities that you will have access to during your stay. We are aware that you will not want to leave, and yet we will continue to create a welcoming atmosphere that families and friends will thoroughly enjoy. We are deeply connected to Route 62 and invite guests to enjoy traditional camping, luxury camping, glamping, or accommodation in one of our self-catering, cosy cottages.
How We Plan to Work on This
We promise to make no effort whatsoever to address any of the abovementioned problems. Excessive fun, welcoming vibes, and amazing accommodations will keep setting us apart as a gem along Route 62, and we will keep apologising for exceeding your expectations. Our team remain dedicated to keeping you entertained during your stay, and is even working on a few new and exciting additions to our farm!
Our Absolutely Wild team appreciates your understanding as we continue to host visitors who are seeking the best experiences near Barrydale. Are you thinking of booking the perfect holiday with us? That is our bad! CONTACT US today to secure your accommodation.
Sincerely,
Absolutely Wild